so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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