Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
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