Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I CAN MOONWALK!
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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