How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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