what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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