dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
