We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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