So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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