Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
Randomize
