what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I want a musical about memes.
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