I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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