yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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