Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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