sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
