Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I wish they made helmets for livers.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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