Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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