i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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