I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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