No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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