i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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