Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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