this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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