so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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