is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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