Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
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