how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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