Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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