I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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