Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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