Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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