Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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