Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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