You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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