his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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