Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
We need to get me chipped asap
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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