this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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