NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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