Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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