do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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