he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Text me some of your sweat
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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