I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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