So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Send help, water and tortillas.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
