Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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