Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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