And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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