Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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