Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
