Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
farters have to be the big spoon...
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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