i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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