You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
please don't ironically join a cult
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