are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
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