normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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