nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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