Nicole vs. Life
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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